BILL WINDSOR HAS BEEN FOUND! BILL WINDSOR HAS BEEN FOUND!
At 10:55 pm on January 22, 2015, a special force commissioned by President Obama has located William M. Windsor.
Bill Windsor is wanted on felony charges for Tweeting, Emailing, and Printing four-letter and seven-letter proper names.
The Royal Canadian Mounted Police have Bill Windsor cornered at a Motel 6 in Ellis County Texas. The lights are reported to have been left on which aided in the crack law enforcement work.
According to reports from the lowly-regarded Joeyisalittlekid Gang, Bill Windsor has been hiding in Ellis County Texas right under the noses of the Ellis County Mafia.
We understand that Bill Windsor is said to be armed and dangerous. He has his laptop logged in to Twitter with his finger poised above the <ENTER> key, and he has a keychain-sized container of pepper spray purchased from Amazon.com.
Law enforcement personnel have been told to shoot first and ask questions and think later.
Just another typical day on the job for Ellis County law enforcement.
Steven Blaney, head of The Royal Canadian Mounted Police had this to say: “ey, we are proud and just a little bit humble to be of service. Tracking this fugitive was not easy, but we put 26,000 of our best men and women on it, and when one of our officers went to get a soda out of the machine down the hall from his room at Motel 6, he spotted a man who looked a lot like Santa Claus. So, it’s either Old Saint Nick himself or perhaps this Serial Emailer and Tweeter, Billy Windsor.”
Queen Elizabeth, the big boss, was unavailable for comment. She was in an emergency session with Parliament over what assistance the UK would provide in this worldwide manhunt.
This article is a joke, seriously.
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Ellis County Texas — Ellis County Texas Corruption — Ellis County Texas District Attorney Patrick Wilson — Ellis County Texas Jail — Ellis County Texas Judge Bob Carroll — Ellis County Mafia — Ellis County Texas Sheriff Johnny Brown — Joeyisalittlekid.blogspot.com — Lawless America — Missoula County Judge John W. Larson — Montana Mafia — Texas Extradition Law — University of Montana Employee — Joeyisalittlekid — Albert Fiorini — Allie Overstreet — American Mothers Political Party — Betsi Bixby — Brandy Owen — Brannon Bridge — Brenda Williamson — Carrie Walters — Casey P. Hargrove — Cheryl Sosby — Claudine Dombrowski — Clyde Hargrove — Connie Bedwell — Curtis W. Butler — Dale Trowbridge — David Hargrove –Deanna Kloostra — Deborah Parks — Diane Gochin — Gail Lakritz — Hargrove Real Estate — Jay Hoskins — Jennifer Dotson — Kathy A. Carroll — KC Hargrove — Kellie McDougald — Kimberly Wigglesworth — Kinley Hardin — L Wilson — Lorraine Tipton — Loryn Ryder — Madeline Hargrove — Mark Supanich — Mary Bagnaschi — Megan Van Zelfden — Melanie White — Michelle Stilipec — Morgan Hargrove — Nancy Rolfe — Renee Harrington — Sam Round — Sean D. Fleming — Shannon Miller — Shonda Hargrove — Sid Wallingford Gray — Stacy Emerson — Trinity Baker
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