Bill Windsor has been found by Law Enforcement in Ellis County Texas



At 10:55 pm on January 22, 2015, a special force commissioned by President Obama has located William M. Windsor.

Bill Windsor is wanted on felony charges for Tweeting, Emailing, and Printing four-letter and seven-letter proper names.


The Royal Canadian Mounted Police have Bill Windsor cornered at a Motel 6 in Ellis County Texas. The lights are reported to have been left on which aided in the crack law enforcement work.

According to reports from the lowly-regarded Joeyisalittlekid Gang, Bill Windsor has been hiding in Ellis County Texas right under the noses of the Ellis County Mafia.

We understand that Bill Windsor is said to be armed and dangerous. He has his laptop logged in to Twitter with his finger poised above the <ENTER> key, and he has a keychain-sized container of pepper spray purchased from


Law enforcement personnel have been told to shoot first and ask questions and think later.

Just another typical day on the job for Ellis County law enforcement.

Steven Blaney, head of The Royal Canadian Mounted Police had this to say: “ey, we are proud and just a little bit humble to be of service. Tracking this fugitive was not easy, but we put 26,000 of our best men and women on it, and when one of our officers went to get a soda out of the machine down the hall from his room at Motel 6, he spotted a man who looked a lot like Santa Claus. So, it’s either Old Saint Nick himself or perhaps this Serial Emailer and Tweeter, Billy Windsor.”


Queen Elizabeth, the big boss, was unavailable for comment. She was in an emergency session with Parliament over what assistance the UK would provide in this worldwide manhunt.

This article is a joke, seriously.

For more information, see:

Ellis County Texas — Ellis County Texas Corruption — Ellis County Texas District Attorney Patrick Wilson — Ellis County Texas Jail — Ellis County Texas Judge Bob Carroll — Ellis County Mafia — Ellis County Texas Sheriff Johnny Brown — — Lawless AmericaMissoula County Judge John W. LarsonMontana MafiaTexas Extradition Law — University of Montana EmployeeJoeyisalittlekid — Albert FioriniAllie OverstreetAmerican Mothers Political Party — Betsi BixbyBrandy OwenBrannon BridgeBrenda WilliamsonCarrie WaltersCasey P. HargroveCheryl SosbyClaudine DombrowskiClyde HargroveConnie BedwellCurtis W. ButlerDale TrowbridgeDavid HargroveDeanna KloostraDeborah ParksDiane GochinGail LakritzHargrove Real EstateJay HoskinsJennifer DotsonKathy A. CarrollKC HargroveKellie McDougaldKimberly WigglesworthKinley HardinL WilsonLorraine TiptonLoryn RyderMadeline HargroveMark SupanichMary BagnaschiMegan Van ZelfdenMelanie WhiteMichelle StilipecMorgan HargroveNancy RolfeRenee HarringtonSam RoundSean D. FlemingShannon MillerShonda HargroveSid Wallingford GrayStacy EmersonTrinity Baker

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